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Thursday, September 10, 2009

A.D.H.D.

Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is primarily charterized by the coexistence of attentional problems and hyperactivity, with each behavior occuring infrequently alone. While symptoms may appear to be innocent and merely annoying nuisances to observers, if left untreated, the persistent and pervasive affects of ADHD symptoms can insidiously and severely interfere with one's ability to get most out of education, fulfill one's potential in the workplace, establish and maintain interpersonal relationships, and maintain a generally positive sense of self. ADHD is charaterized by stubbornness, aggression, temper, lying, anxiety, obsession and mood swings...where am I going with this?

ADHD means Another Day Hunting Doves. Ah hah, that's were I was going. Although the symptoms of ADHD are similar to the actions and behaviors of a waterfowler, that isn't where I meant to go.

Hello again all my technologically advanced and well connected waterfowl enthusiast friends. Welcome to Muck Bottom Outfitters Waterfowl Report. Another late afternoon to dusk Dove shoot yielded a 45 dove, 3 man limit. Today we realized we've been missing one important piece of equipment needed to safely get home after a dove shoot. A TOW ROPE. The water-run-off proved to be a bit deep today and the Tahoe went nose first in...and stopped. After a long hot afternoon of hunting, it's just what the doctor ordered, a stuck truck. Had to run into town and get a chain. Suprisingly enough, a dodge dakota pulled it out. Guess nothing beats a Dodge. Today there was a youngster in the mix and he managed to fire off 5 boxes at those pesky little doves. If you've never seen a young man in Junior High fire off 100 rounds in 4 hours, you just haven't lived. Take a youngster hunting!!! You'll be happier than the day your first dog brought back his first duck! With the real migratory bird season 'round the corner, the dove shoots are pretty much over. What little time that is left needs to be spent on stringin' deeks, settin' deeks, settin' more deeks, settin' more deeks, and gathering all that gear around that you have no idea where you put it at the end of the season last year. We're goin' to be full throttle from now until the last weekend in September (youth season). We will be 100 percent ready on the first day of the Youth Weekend. That's all for now, as always, check back for the latest and greatest, and thanks for all the hits. Send us your report.

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