Seriously? Is this Really Happening?

As the morning clouds hung low, the sounds of waterfowl echoed from the pond. 4 souls headed toward the abyss. The great unknown, the home away from home, the coveted South Ditch. A bird of every species flew away upon entry, and inquiring minds wanted to know, is this "the day". From "go" ducks were on the move. 3 became 5, 5 became 7 and 7 became 10. And then it happened. The great northerly winds began to blow and what appeared to be the great migration from the North began. Flock after flock of Canada geese started showing up. High groups, low groups and medium groups. Unlike in years past, they came with their dancin' shoes on. Sailing, dumping, dumping, flipping, comin' and chargin' hard like they had a date with destiny. The phone rang and rang, with desperation in their voices everyone was wondering. 4 guys turned into 7 before days end and each was burdened with a limit of can's and they split up the measly 12 ducks and two snows.
Some people's burdens are just two hard to handle. Wah, Wah, Wah. To hell with all of you with your flexible schedules, 10 weeks of vacation and unlimited "sick" days. The rest of us will work hard to keep the economy going so you can keep your jobs so you can buy your guns, your decoys and your ammo. You think it's just fun and games when you call and call and call and call and call and call numerous times throughout the day, just hitting send and setting the phone down. Making us listen to calling and shooting, you think that's fun. You think you're doing us favors cause we can't be out there. To hell with it! Leave your damn phones off! Loose my damn number! And quit sending me all those pictures. It's just not fun anymore.
So there you have it, 21 Geese, 12 Ducks and 2 Snows from the South Ditch. Have had numerous other phone calls with same results. The Canada Geese are "flying like they've never flown" (a quote from a
diamond smuggler i know).
That's all for now, check back for the latest and greatest and thanks for all the hits!