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Monday, October 5, 2009

Magical Mouse Trapestry to Keep UP with Legends

The be all and end all of duck/goose hunting gadgetry will be found, developed and produced before weeks end. We have contacted numerous sources and experts from around the world and our team is assembled. After long contemplation, and a few beers, we've decided to take a brief sabbatical from our daily jobs and work on the ultimate mouse trap. Our team of scientists and experts consists of:
  1. Daniel Goldin, NASA's longest serving administrator and appointee of three US presidents,
  2. Charles Elachi, director of NASA's Jet Propulsion,
  3. Mike Kotschenreuther, senior researcher and scientist with the Institute for Fusion Studies,
  4. Minoru Yamasaki, architect of the fallen and sacred World Trade Center

Along with these experts we have also gathered some necessary film and microfiche of lost KISS videos and old re-runs of Mr. Wizard. To organize, format, and moderate our discussion topics we've decided on Graham Mackay CEO of Miller Brewing Company. In anticipation of theft and copyright infringement we have ex-supreme court justice and attorney Clarence Thomas on retainer, turns out he's quite an avid duck hunter.

By weeks end we will have the next best thing in duck/goose hunting. We will begin production by next Sunday and it will only be available at muckbottom.com. You will not be able to get this product anywhere. We already hold the patent and nomenclature. We will have pictures and video soon, so check back for the latest and greatest and thanks for over 14,000 HITS. Send us your report.

"Creativity and innovation are often the key to success, particularly when strategizing during strategic planning and when designing new products." by SURE SHOT

PS - to fully understand this you must read the kohler report, we need a waterfowl fooler to keep up with the legends ditch

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