People Really Read this Crap

It's been a while since the last post.  Been kinda lazy I guess.  For those of you who have been "checking back for the latest and greatest", I hope you haven't given up. While flipping around at the Waterfowler's Weekend Events at the local hot spot (cabela's), a friend of Muck Bottom, aka SR, was sporting his highly sought after and well recognized Mock Neck Long Sleeve Mid Season Advanced Muck Bottom Outfitter's one of kind and field tested Shirt.  You know, those 5 shirts we paid a professional designer to design and logo and print that were like $500 cause we thought we had something, yep those shirts.  The highly recognized and unmistakable Logo got the attention of some passers-by.  Well, at least the attention of the guy standing over the urinal next to him.  Seems as if people actually read this stuff.  And they laugh! Amazing to me! But then again, we're all nuts!  Appreciate the compliments and interest.  Hopefully we can continue with the antics this upcoming season.  Know this, we will continue to operate and report with the utmost integrity and sincerity, knowing that not a single story is embellished, or exaggerated.  You can count on us, One is always One, and Two is always Two.  We cannot, however, say that all the reports we receive contain the same levels of integrity.  We are aggressively seeking an actuarial professional to provide expert assessment and to evaluate the likelihood of the said events that allegedly happen in "other" ditches across the country.  If anyone knows of someone that may have actuarial talent and can mathematically and sensibly turn One into Ten and Two into Twenty, please refer them our way.  We pay in high quality T-shirts and large amounts of B.S. 
The Youth season is just 3 1/2 short days away and we're looking for some great action those two days for our youngsters.  We got a call form the Gate Keeper and he said we had about 1000 ducks laying all over the pond Monday AM.   There was also a report of about 100 Can's floatin' right in, like they owned the place, over the weekend.  You combine that with some minor migratory movement of cormorant and teal Sunday afternoon in the drizzle and wind, it should be a great Youth Weekend if the shootin's straight. 

That's all she wrote, for now.  Check back for the latest and greatest and thanks for all the hits.